When you're coding around in circles and editing line after line of mystifying code in dismay, when you're exhausted, mind numb and flickering in and out of consciousness, from a tenuous session of extreme programming, this is the one place to turn to for that little bit of inspiration, that spark which sets off a genius idea, and the occasional chuckle from a terrible joke or weird phrase.
there once was a man called fred. Now what happened to fred in a mystery. He was found in a sealed room hung from the ceiling there was nothing in the room but a puddle of water. How did he hang himself?
Potato Cow. Hi ming how are you im grand thanks for asking. you know when i talk to yo it feels like im talking to a computer no idea why. why is life so complicated. what if we were all potatos wouldn't life be much more simple if we were all potato. do you think so? I do i think that everyone should worship the potato for its simplicity. Worship it! nah im just kidding. now youve probably guessed that im rambling for no reason other than i feel like it so @@@@ anyone who dislikes this comment of life. This comment is betting a bit long i should probably cut it short a bit. few was a bit out of breath there(no full stops) so yeah im gonna stop typing now.... yeah..... fingers stop moving please. dammit they cant stop but anyway Hail the potato! peace out
your house is on fire. what is it that you tke out of it????? If youcould be a cross between any two animals what would they be???? There is a corect answer!!!
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............................tricky one...........................hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... my answer is.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................seven
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ReplyDeleteplease prove u r not a robot
ReplyDeletethere once was a man called fred. Now what happened to fred in a mystery. He was found in a sealed room hung from the ceiling there was nothing in the room but a puddle of water. How did he hang himself?
ReplyDeleteICE....
Deleteactually he jumped
DeletePotato Cow. Hi ming how are you im grand thanks for asking. you know when i talk to yo it feels like im talking to a computer no idea why. why is life so complicated. what if we were all potatos wouldn't life be much more simple if we were all potato. do you think so?
ReplyDeleteI do i think that everyone should worship the potato for its simplicity. Worship it! nah im just kidding. now youve probably guessed that im rambling for no reason other than i feel like it so @@@@ anyone who dislikes this comment of life. This comment is betting a bit long i should probably cut it short a bit. few was a bit out of breath there(no full stops) so yeah im gonna stop typing now.... yeah..... fingers stop moving please. dammit they cant stop but anyway Hail the potato! peace out
I'm speechless...
Deleteyay
DeleteI'm a jelly fish
DeleteCorrect ming!!
ReplyDeleteThe first man makes it but doesn't want it.the second man buys it but doesn't use it. the third man uses it but he doesn't know he is?
What goes up white and comes down white and gold?!
ReplyDeletea jelly fish?
Deleteno that is incorrect thw answer is a jellyfish
Deletehere another one! a knigdom of white and a teasure of gold?
ReplyDeleteyour house is on fire. what is it that you tke out of it?????
ReplyDeleteIf youcould be a cross between any two animals what would they be???? There is a corect answer!!!
one of them has to be a man
Deleteyourself and sheepsquirrel
DeleteMe, myself and I :)
Deletethe correct answer is a algi
Deletetriple threat
you are both a mushroom and algi
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What is the difference between a duck?
ReplyDeleteWhats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
ReplyDeletewhats the difference between onions and dead babies?
ReplyDeleteummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............................tricky one...........................hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... my answer is.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................seven
DeleteSorry, but, W.T.F.???!!!
Deleteone makes me cry and t6he others a pile of dead babies
Deletethe answers are:
ReplyDelete1: they both have two legs the same.
2:I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
3: onions make me cry when i cut them up
you just answered your own ridles that, my unhelpful friend is cheating!
Deleteand ming yes i am.
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